Sometime's people face many serious social problems in their relations if their fart is loud or smelly. In some places it is really embarrassing if we caught farting. So below are some useful points mentioned which are really helpful to hide your fart.
1. Always get a seat with a "puffy" soft surface
Never sit on a hard surface such as a steel bench or wooden chair, try to sit on a soft surface as it will help minimize the sound.
2. Go to the restroom
The most simple way is to take excuse for a while & go to the rest room where you can do your business easily.
3. Make a loud noise to cover the fart
Such as coughing, laughing , turning on the radio, Setting off a phone alarm etc.
4. Make an excuse to leave the place so you can fart
If in any situation you cannot go to the restroom. Go to an empty place where no one is there so you can fart easily. Such as in a restroom (recommended) or faking a call or going to drink water, below is a list of some excuses that you can make.
- Pretend to take a phone call
- Go "check something out" on the other side of the room
- Say you need some fresh air
- Say you want to wash your hands
- Use the bathroom
5. Show subtle signs of disgust as if people can smell the fart
Make a face as like you are disgust because someone else have farted.
6. If you are sitting in a moving vehicle and cant help it, try open the window before you fart
Opening the window helps allot, the smell will go out of the car, in addition fresh air will come inside car.
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